those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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