Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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