is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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