can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
What drink are we having for lunch?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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