The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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