Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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