Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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