I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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