honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize