A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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