Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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