sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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