The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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