Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
farters have to be the big spoon...
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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