She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This is the high leading the old right now
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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