just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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