Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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