id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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