ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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