Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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