I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i think i just lost a toe
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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