love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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