do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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