if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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