super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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