Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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