i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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