yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
