Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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