Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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