I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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