I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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