i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
