The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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