those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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