why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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