There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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