you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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