i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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