Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
