The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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