rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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