Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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