His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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