also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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