I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
