no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's shark week go big or go home
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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