Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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