all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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