i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
sarcasm needs its own font
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
