It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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