worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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