Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize