Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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