If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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