he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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