HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Boobs speak an international language.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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